eject: An Open Letter to the Nurse Who Gave Me an Enema Bottle and Told Me To Do It Myself While I Was High on Morphine.
Hello Nurse,
Given you work in a busy emergency ward, I don’t expect you to remember me.
It was a late November night in 2007 and I came in with severe abdominal pain.This pain was on par with the labors of my children so I would like to thank you for the morphine. It stopped my screaming and…
let me just say that this post is delightful
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