March 2012
nhaler replied to your post: that awkward moment when you’re bored of procrastinating
gym/exercise, Hitchcock flick, edit papers/photos/work, masturbate, read a book, clean your room or organize something…hmm
i should consult you for all of my day-to-day decisions
i cleaned and organized!
that awkward moment when you're bored of...
god what do I do now?!
February 2012
"My sister lost her baby... and my state requires... →
sageoflogic:
stfuconservatives:
leeleeleelee submitted: “This is the reality of Texas’ ultrasound for abortion bill. A 30 year old Texas woman’s fetus’ heart stopped beating after 12 weeks. The options given were to wait until miscarriage, give birth to it, or to abort it (the preferred, safest option). She has to look at an ultrasound of her already dead fetus and if she looks away, she...
i have 3 or 4 hours of solid "free time" and after...
i should start working, but i’m genuinely considering watching a movie instead…
hard life decisions
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e-diagnosing
Recently, I sometimes wake up all sweaty.
Google: tuberculosis or HIV. I was surprised it didn’t say cancer but now I’ve found “early lymphoma.”
GREAT
What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A...
eating-poetry:
Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the dark?
When our first daughter was born on the River Jordan, when our second cracked her pink head from my body like a promise, did...
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forumgamer:
I AM SO CONFUSED: What Lot’s Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn’t A Pillar of Salt)
stfuhatemongers:
eating-poetry:
Do you remember when we met in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless, and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing you, when we were young, and blushed with youth like bruised fruit. Did we care then what our neighbors did in the...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
getting grades back for exams & assignments, plus...
I’d just like to shamelessly brag about how awesome my marks are this year. I’m in my first semester of 3rd year but I’m taking a couple of fourth year courses, Bacterial Molecular Genetics and Molecular Biotechnology, and I got 96.3% and 98.4% on the respective midterms. I don’t have all of my midterm grades back for my third year courses, but in two of them I got 98.65%...
i go from being lonely to being sick of people...
it is such a relief to be sitting alone in my own bedroom right now.
anthrodynia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for all things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are.
On sucker punch.
dearcoketalk:
Thoughts on Sucker Punch? I could totally imagine you being one of those babes.
You could totally imagine me being a scantily clad victim of rape and violence trapped with no free will in an incoherent mess of adolescent pornographic fantasy?
Yeah, no. That’s not a compliment.
Sorry, dude. You’re confusing female empowerment for being heavily armed with a vagina.
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I feel bored, directionless and lonely.
curiosity killed the cat
There is some weird shit in the tumblr “porn” tag.
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1takejake replied to your post: i wish there was better porn in the world
You shouldn’t broadly characterize all men like that, there are some men with finer tastes in porn, I’ve never met any but I’m sure there is one of them out there.
deepest apologies, good sir, where ever you might be
Know Your Freethinker: Bill Maher
fuckyeahsexyatheists:
Classification: Atheist
Occupation: Comedian, TV host, political commentator.
“When I hear from people that religion doesn’t hurt anything, I say really? Well besides wars, the crusades, the inquisitions, 9-11, ethnic cleansing, the suppression of women, the suppression of homosexuals, fatwas, honor killings, suicide bombings, arranged marriages to minors, human...
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i wish there was better porn in the world
Or my porn standards were as low as men’s.
Alas, all of this is crap.
"one day you'll fine the perfect man. or girl. or...
ohaiena:
uplifting romantic advice from jess
“Does this chicken nugget look familiar? This American woman thinks it looks like...”
– All this and more on Canadian news. (via atsween)