December 2011
2 tags
notforked: "Not to start sounding like a PSA, but a couple of my crazy party friends happen to be doctors. These guys have shoved ecstasy up my ass, and I’ve done cocaine off their cocks. They know their way around every recreational poison you can imagine, and they’ve told me the same thing every time: smoking is the worst thing you can do to your body." < coketalk
ohaiena: LMAOOO
ohaiena: like
ohaiena: how do we become coketalk?
ohaiena: is what should guide our life choices
notforked: i'm not sure i ever want to have someone put a drug up my ass LMAO
ohaiena: well obviously she wanted it
ohaiena: assuming you WANTED it
notforked: oh of course
ohaiena: would your friends put drugs up your butt?
ohaiena: if the answer is no
ohaiena: we need new friends
notforked: LMAO
notforked: i think you'd put drugs up my butt... assuming we were into that LMAO
notforked: i'd put drugs up your butt
ohaiena:
allthingsanonymous:
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
but you can pry yeahiwasintheshit from my cold dead gnarled blogger hands
ohaiena:
blogging at 4:30am because i have nothing to wake up to
Dear Coke Talk: On the point of relationships. →
dearcoketalk:
What’s the point of relationships? If the initial high is temporary and then you stick together until you hate each other so much that you cheat or break up, then what’s the point? Is there ever a time when people find someone they really love?
The human condition is a fun ride, but don’t ever forget that we’re all just a bunch of talking meat wrapped around a sack of warm shit...
“Whether there is a sexism problem within the atheist community is really not up...”
– “You Are Awful, Too,” Kate Harding
Click through to read the whole thing; it’s great.
(via unknowablewoman)
“Women cannot be expected to struggle alone against the forces of discrimination...”
– Benazir Bhutto in a 1995 speech in Beijing at the World Conference of Women. This is a beautiful speech, go read all of it.
“It was a widely misinterpreted movie, I think…. People tend to say, “Why didn’t...”
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt on (500) Days of Summer
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
1 tag
Dexter
This show has honestly gotten so crappy it isn’t worth my precious break-time. The dramatic ~twist~ made me roll my eyes. I don’t think I’m going to finish the season. Instead I am going to write strongly-worded tumblr posts about it. I have Skyrim and WoW now anyway.
3 tags
oh it's christmas
I’m hiding in my room pretending to still be asleep while I download/install Skyrim.
Last night was a whirlwind of World of Warcraft… how could I have ever left you?
torrenting woes
I’ve fucked with so many settings, learned how to open ports, followed so many guides, and utorrent is still downloading ridiculously fucking slow despite thousands of seeders. Turns out my ISP is on the “bad ISPs for torrenting” list because it caps torrent bandwidth. LAME. :(
fuck you microsoft word
Page numbering should really be more simple than this.