December 2011
“This pattern — women can dress like men, but men don’t dress like women —...”
– via Sociological Images
onedumbjoke asked: if we are ever roomies I will show you what a fun xmas is like. basically step 1 = bake a fuckton of amazing cookies and step 2 = eat all the cookies.
November 2011
tell me another one: I have a question for my dear... →
prettysugarlife:
twelvefootmountaintroll:
firstrisingvibes:
thisgingersnapsback:
abaldwin360:
voluptuousatheist:
Do you celebrate Christmas and put up a Christmas tree?
I do, because Christmas is a secular consumerist holiday, no matter how evangelicals…
i hate christmas.
it feels so liberating every time i say it.
I HATE CHRISTMAS… I HATE IT.
but honestly only...
nolitetebastardes asked: mmm ... microwave mashed potatoes! what games to do you play? what systems do you own? and, what's the next chapter in your life hold?
“Privilege means i have the option to make you non-existent when I’m...”
– (via freedomoverfear)
tough life choices
i just had fucking delicious microwave mashed potatos but i’m still hungry. there’s still 1/4th of the bag left. do i make more mashed potatos or do i make toast?
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Watchyes.
yes.
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tmi tuesday
I am open to questions!
ohaiena replied to your post: internal debate: to stay home sick or to go to work
YOU DO SO MUCH OVERTIME. BASK IN YOUR FREEDOM
LOL it’s true. this is the decision I made. I feel a little less guilty now that I know I still have more than a FULL DAY left over of banked overtime hours, even after I use banked hours to cover this day. Considering I’ve already used two days besides this,...
the most notorious.: notforked: morceaux replied... →
morceaux:
ohaiena:
notforked:
morceaux replied to your post: you know you’re becoming a hermit when…
fuck showering. i used to think it was weird not to shower everyday. but talia doesnt (she doesnt) it’s true, i know. and she smells great! that’s how i learned not showering everyday is ok
HAHAHA talia (ohaiena) is also the reason I’m less ~*mainstream*~ about my hygiene. I used to change...
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“And this speaks to the hypocrisy of the Iranian regime, which says it stands for...”
– Obama, Remarks by the President on the Middle East and North Africa
(via marxisforbros)
morceaux replied to your post: you know you’re becoming a hermit when…
fuck showering. i used to think it was weird not to shower everyday. but talia doesnt (she doesnt) it’s true, i know. and she smells great! that’s how i learned not showering everyday is ok
HAHAHA talia (ohaiena) is also the reason I’m less ~*mainstream*~ about my hygiene. I used to change my underwear when...
I talk to girls good.
Attractive Eb Games Employee: How are you?
Jayden: Yeah, I'm just looking.
Attractive Eb Games Employee: No, I said how are you.
Jayden: I realized that half way through but kept going and hoped you wouldn't notice.
The chronicles of cooking bacon without a shirt...
jaydenw:
A scar filled series in which a young man refuses to learn from his mistakes.
this post is how i decided to follow this tumblr
internal debate: to stay home sick or to go to...
So I feel just sick enough that work would probably feel pretty miserable. About half is because my stomach is moderately upset but no longer in pain, about half is because I was kept up half the night by stomach pain. So I guess I’m staying home, but I feel really guilty about it because I’m also just well enough that it is humanly possible for me to go to work and have a productive...
nolitetebastardes replied to your post: I am out to my coworkers as of a couple weeks ago…. you’re awesome!! =) … i wonder if a girl with a strap-on fucks as well as a guy. *hunh*
better.
yeahiwasintheshit replied to your post: I am out to my coworkers as of a couple weeks ago…. now you just need to use a strap-on on your co-workers and youve earned your LU phd
LMAO okay,...
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you know you're becoming a hermit when...
today I got really excited because I decided to buy applesauce and microwave chili on my way home, and then I got even more excited because I decided not to bother showering today (even though I worked out) because now I have more time to sit at the computer.
whatever, life is good. I’m going to live this way every week from monday to friday until I can move back to civilization on december...
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I am out to my coworkers as of a couple weeks ago. Nothing feels any different, which I guess is a good thing (but I’ll never quite understand the big emotions behind ‘coming out’ because it never feels relieving or special to me, it doesn’t feel like anything). I still do not discuss personal things with them. They’re nice people, though. Does anyone else get tired...
gingerhaze:
Every time I write a female character for my creative writing class, my teacher asks me why I made that character female.
Inevitably he asks about the character’s sexuality/motherly instincts/how male characters feel about her being female? I guess.
And I’m just like
She’s a lady because she’s a lady
Her sexuality isn’t really important to the story at this point, and no she is...
The new Dodge commercial is all, "People don't...
baconisbetterthanbacon:
labellerien:
They’ve never met the internet, apparently.
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justifying staying up too late to myself because my landlord is thundering around like an elephant so i would have been woken up anyway
So a guy walks into a bar...
cursethecosmos:
And he sees this girl who catches his eye. He walks up to her, flirts and asks if he could buy her a drink. She declines. It seems she wants to hang out with her friends and doesn’t want to be bothered. So the man calmly and with a non sarcastic tone says: “Okay. Well, you have a good evening then”. He walks away and continues to enjoy his evening because life moves on and she...
